hi love! you look beautiful today! (｡♥‿♥｡)
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”
then fuck the police
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.
youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden
girl, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola