hi love! you look beautiful today! (。♥‿♥。)

FOLLOW MY BILLY

♥ HAI ♥


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posted 4 months ago with 4,011 notes
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like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

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posted 4 months ago with 463,217 notes
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(Source: stylinsinz)

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

posted 4 months ago with 736,937 notes
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mydogsnokes:

are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row

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follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater)

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

posted 4 months ago with 419,768 notes
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Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen
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claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

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because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

posted 4 months ago with 297,891 notes
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sunshien:

breaking news

image

youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden

posted 4 months ago with 161,317 notes
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evincibly:

girl, there is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you just got gang banged by crayola 

(Source: evincibly)

posted 4 months ago with 12,392 notes
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lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

posted 4 months ago with 555,770 notes
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